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True Life [Nov. 23rd, 2008|05:41 pm]
A few years ago, Al Gore ran for President, unfortunately he did not win. He decided to go drown his sorrows at a Sister Hazel concert at the Manciple Auditorium. He was wasted in the backstage area with his wife talking about how this country is going to go down the tube with Bush in office. My friend in sales at work met him where Al slipped his hand down the back of her pants during a hug. His wife saw this action and laughed. They had a normal conversation like nothing happened after this.

true life
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Bonnaroo 2008 [Jun. 24th, 2008|08:58 pm]
1. Moon Bounce
2. Sushi
3. Open Bar
4. Dancing on stage for MSTRKRFT
5. Getting in the wrong tent at 5 am
6. New Bonnaroo Scar
7. Fuck Kayne West
8. Crawfish Broil
9. 8 Free Cases of Sweet Water
10. Rachel at the Raconteurs
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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2008|09:21 pm]
So I graduated college.
I have a full time job.
Moved out of the mboro.

Now I am sitting at home on a Friday night watching Battlestar Galactica. Life is good. My parents are starting to get use to the fact that I leave the house at 10:00 p.m. Now I am starting to get use to the fact that I wake up at 8:00 a.m.




2 months and 3 days I plan on buying my own house.
I couldn't find the quote from freshmen year, but I guess you were right rach.
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IMPORTANT [Mar. 4th, 2008|07:59 pm]
So I am being sent down by lightning 100 for my first assignment. Well I kind of volunteered for it and I don't really work there yet, but I believe this might get me the job. So make sure to read and comment on my blog at lightning 100 about Langerado. I will try to make it entertaining and promise to do much hippie bashing.

www.lightning100.com/blogs
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(no subject) [Jan. 15th, 2008|12:03 am]
So today was my first day at lightning 100, whew. I did task that took longer for people to tell me how to do then they it actually took me to do. If you ever listen to the station, lt. dan is pretty bad ass. It was nice to meet a radio personality who is genuine a cool guy. It might be that the radio voice always makes me think douche bag, no offense Annie. So the main thing that I did today was to redesign the radio stations myspace. Which doesn't seem like it would be a big deal, but after I changed it everyone in the station applauded. Not really, but everyone told me they were impressed with it. I wonder if I can I can get another job after this by telling people I pimped lightning 100 myspace.

Mary, who is 43, told me I did a good job pimping their myspace.
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(no subject) [Jan. 11th, 2008|01:56 pm]
I found out last night that I am a more entertaining person when I do not drink as much. I feel like alcohol is my kryponite, but as a lame version of superman I have become an acoholic.

I mean I can't fly, I just ride a bike.
I don't have super strength, I have a skinny mans beer belly.
I think I have x-ray vision.
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(no subject) [Dec. 26th, 2007|03:53 pm]
Christmas was everything I wanted. Not gift wise, but everything else was great. I finally got to hang out with my mom who has been at the grand parents house taking care of them. Then christmas night, after taking a quick nap, I woke up at 11:30 to get drunk with my friends.

This morning I woke up and ate some Hot n' Spicy Chex Mix when I started getting the sniffles. So I decided to wipe/pick my nose when I realized I still had some hot spices on my figures. At least it woke me up.
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I defeated nature today. [Nov. 14th, 2007|01:29 pm]
I was walking to class today when I decided to spit a much needed luggy. Well right as I spit a old man winter spit a gust of wind right back at me causing my luggy travel directly back at me. With what can only be describe as Keeno like reflects, I dodge my own luggy and defeated nature. It was only a dodge, but I considered it a victory.
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I have a new respect for christmas. [Oct. 18th, 2007|02:44 pm]
[Current Location |echo project]
[Current Music |the flaming lips]

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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2007|01:57 am]
my jello legs feel like not a dui.
I don't see why everyone doesn't just ride their bike everywhere.


(?)
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(no subject) [Sep. 10th, 2007|07:13 pm]
I skipped my first class today and it was awesome. I didn't do anything cool, I just fell back asleep. When I woke up, I realized that I am an idiot. I am paying to go to school, so I need to start opening up my school books. This happens to me once a semester, but this is the first time it happen so early on.

I graduate in May, fuck.
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(no subject) [Aug. 27th, 2007|03:29 pm]
whoa boy. the first day of classes didn't suck. it was actually kind of bad ass? it's nice to be back in school, even though every day puts me one step closer to getting a real job. that is going to suck more than a carpet burn on your dick.
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(no subject) [Aug. 6th, 2007|12:40 pm]
why do girls always go for the dicks? personality wise, not the appendage. that part I get, it's hormonal.
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(no subject) [Jul. 30th, 2007|08:29 pm]
so I am pretty sure one of my friends from high school has a kid.
want to learn more?


look on facebook.
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2007|02:37 pm]
[Current Music |hot chip - over and over]

I suck at timing. If I every have look back at my life and have one regret, it will be on something I could not effect. I don't think I will look back at my life with any regrets though. It seems like the girls I get involved with I don't get to know until after a few nights of them staying over. Bad call on my part, which I am trying to change. The thing that kills me is the girls I really get to know either move away or become involved with a different guy the second I get to the point where I am single again.

oh well, Back to the Future was not a real movie and I will never be able to time travel so I am just going to keep going forward. I'll try to be interesting next post.
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so what are you doing for the 4th? [Jul. 1st, 2007|05:12 pm]
1. Heather's Field Fun Day Drunk Day.
2. Tripple C's Freedom Freestyle
3. Craig's Nashville Backyard Cookout
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(no subject) [Jun. 21st, 2007|04:05 pm]
I do not own a calander, so I will use livejournal to mark today. I have 10 days to get clean and get a job. I found a job that pays 13 dollars an hour, damn you bonnaroo.
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(no subject) [Jun. 19th, 2007|02:46 pm]
bonnaroo gave me the farts.

also Karen's band is playing at the end tonight. I don't know how those two things are related.
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2007|07:48 pm]
tomorrow night I will be seeing david cross at this moment.

life is grand.
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events [Jun. 7th, 2007|01:47 pm]
pool
esposo show
pool
cheslea's birthday
nashville
murfreesboro

bonnaroo
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